Ok so as proven by Tracer and Soldier76, being gay in Overwatch makes you Fast. Ergo it may be possible to determine LGBT by speed. For example Zenyatta has Zoomyatta which means he channels gay energy for his ult. Also, Sombra becomes faster when she is invisible, a clear signal she is bisexual. In this essay I will
I lost two followers for this post
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
believe it or not it’s not hard to get me to accept an m/f ship. i just have standards. you know what they are?
That is it. That is all. The standards are in the Center of The Earth
AND YET. THE DIFFICULTY THAT EXISTS. IN ACHIEVING THIS…
when i go to hell i’ll be on the front steps of a halloween party with all my friends inside and my one barrier will be that a pretty girl will have asked me to help her light the candles in the jack o lanterns but we only have matches. and she’ll have to patiently wait as i continue to fuck up every attempt to light a match. and this will go on forever as my eternal punishment
my ancestors are laughing at me. fucker can’t even start a fire
y’know. when i was nine years old I was given a key to the house so that i could let myself in. unfortunately, i could not figure out how to use the key, as every time i tried, i ended up relocking it.
as a reasonable child, i promptly purchased “how to pick modern high security locks” and taught myself how to lockpick because that was easier than learning how to use a key
it follows, then, that i should find the nearest boyscout troop and ask to be instructed how to create a fire using a stick and some twine. or maybe i should take a correspondence chemistry course so i can learn how to combine gasses.
anything in order to light this accursed yankee candle
now at this point you may be thinking, “Air, isn’t this exactly the course of events that led to you sticking a paper towel in a toaster in order to light a candle four years ago,” and yes, you’d be right!
however as i am a mortal who is capable of personal growth will refrain from using a toaster to light this candle. but only barely
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once had friends mercilessly fail three attempts at making me a birthday cake before realizing they’d been using diatomaceous earth in lieu of flour the whole time
I gasped with greater intensity than I ever have in my life
dirt cake with dirt jar pictured in background
the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now
Okay.
Spider-man Noir’s timeline takes place in 1933. I don’t believe his age is stated in the movie (though I may be wrong), but Aunt May and Uncle Benjamin can be assumed to be in their 40′s-50′s since they’re usually starting to grey by the time we see Peter. This means that they would be young adults in the 1910′s and surrounding years. Why is this important?
Because the song “I’m A Member of The Midnight Crew” by Eddie Morton came out in 1909.
Imagine Spider-man Noir showing Miles some of the songs that his aunt and uncle used to play when he was a kid, songs that they’d dance to just as wildly as when they were a young couple fresh in love until they’d worn holes in their shoes—and with almost no fanfare, he puts this record on.
And Miles Morales, a teenage artist in the year of our lord 2018 who has definitely read Homestuck at some point in his life, will have a choice to make.
